Monday, June 15, 2009

Miss Information helps the aged learn about the Internet

On Saturday Miss Information got to help out with a computer training. She used to find these annoying but once she accepted that none of the students learned anything but none of them seemed to mind, she began to appreciate them as breaks away from the reference desk.

This training, like all trainings, had an agenda, a goal, an objective. None of this makes any difference when the people you're teaching treat the mouse as though it were a live grenade. On this occasion the training got as far as step 2--Using a Search Engine--before it fell apart. It may have been Miss Information's fault. She pointed out the special searches and mentioned that she had never used Google Video. At this point, the rest of the lesson was abandoned as the 4 little old ladies and the little old man decided to experiment.

One woman was horrified by the opening screen. "But I don't want 'hot' videos," she protested. The other octogenarians concurred. No 'hot' videos. No siree. Nice ladies are not interested in that sort of thing.

After explaining that 'hot' was merely a synonym for 'popular', Miss Information's colleague suggested a little-old-lady-appropriate search for Pride and Prejudice. The first hit was for a trailer of a BBC production--nice, tame, suitable. The second hit was titled "Colin Firth strips off and goes swimming." Miss Information watched in horror as every one of those women demonstrated heretofore unknown clicking ability and the screens were instantly filled with, well, Colin Firth stripping off and going swimming. The women were delighted. The man in the group buttoned his sweater up to his collar and began to explore Google Maps. Miss Information got an idea for a new training. She's working on a title but it will be something like "Learn the Mouse by Looking at Nubile Actors on the Internet".

It would be more fun than using the jigsaw website.

9 Comments:

At 3:56 PM, Blogger Amber said...

Hilarious!

 
At 4:14 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

sign me up!

 
At 5:44 PM, Blogger The Floating Lush said...

Maybe that's how my library can make some of its computer classes more popular! :D

 
At 11:38 PM, Blogger JamiSings said...

Absolutely beautiful, Miss I. Though I have no idea what those women see in Colin. If I must see a British actor shirtless I'd prefer Alan Rickman. (Actually, he does full frontal nudity in the movie Dark Harbor.... but you also have to watch him make out with another man in that one.)

As a clerk, I don't do a lot of training. But I once did have to teach a little old lady (not so little, she must've been 6 feet tall, but I'm only 5' 3" myself) how to rewind a video. Complete with written instructions and a drawing of what the rewind button would look like.

 
At 12:36 PM, Anonymous Dingo said...

It's all about finding the right motivation, isn't it?

 
At 9:21 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I didn't know you can have so much fun at work. Is your library hiring?

 
At 10:13 AM, Blogger Diane Girard said...

Some of us "aged" folk have no difficulty using the internet for whatever purpose we choose! LOL!

 
At 10:56 PM, Blogger Laura said...

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At 2:56 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am sorry, that has interfered... At me a similar situation. Write here or in PM.

 

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